We're not sure what's funnier: what happens to this German guy, or the profanity-filled nonsense he yells before doing it.

New episodes of Trapped in the Closet should be some sort of national holiday, right? I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for some sort of resolution, so thank goodness R. Kelly found some time from whatever he's been doing to work on the narrative again.

Somehow, I doubt Richard Neill was expecting this response when he posted a comment on Australian feminine hygeine company Bodyform's Facebook wall.