tanning my ta ta s it's a good day
— ke$ha(@keshasuxx) May 18, 2013
My favourite thing about twitter is that it allows stupid people everywhere to show the whole world how stupid they are.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) May 18, 2013
Played Houston! Then rehearsed in Vegas for Billboards! Then cleaned my closet and concluded that roughly 79% of my shirts are striped.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) May 18, 2013
Day 1 E-Cig, Gotta do it!!! This is for you mom twitter.com/BrunoMars/stat…
— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) May 12, 2013
Just reading up on my summer schedule in the tabloids. I wonder if they saw the day I had marked off that they can blow me...?
— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) May 15, 2013
Thanks for letting me be the 5th wheel last night! @therollingstones twitpic.com/cq72uv
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 13, 2013
"Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change" -a prayer for all those who miss my beard. It will be back in due time.
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) May 16, 2013
I heard an early demo of #OohLaLa smurfed its way onto the internet today :(The real version will be at radio and iTunes June 16th :)
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) May 17, 2013
Wakin up to weed i rolled yesterday thinkin bout today. Way to look out for thyself
— Wiz Khalifa (@wizkhalifa) May 17, 2013
"I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog. I'm a dog." - dog's inner monologue
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) May 17, 2013
Dentist tmr am- heres hoping I sleep through the alarm. :(
— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) May 13, 2013
Congrats @ddlovato on the new record! So happy for you!
— joe jonas (@joejonas) May 14, 2013
back in vegas for the billboard awards with the wolfpack. we are the three best friends that anyone could have, we are the three....
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) May 17, 2013
All these love songs I wrote aren't about girls they're about food
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) May 13, 2013
Rihanna singin about spicy pot noodles in we found love
— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) May 13, 2013
On set shooting music video with @alexoficial for #HoyTengoGanasDeTi twitter.com/xtina/status/3…
— Christina Aguilera (@xtina) May 15, 2013
