I went to jail as a teenager and I cried the whole time. Haven’t played Monopoly since.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 10, 2013

God bless the person who made sweat shorts

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) March 12, 2013

And beef jerky

— Bruno Mars (@BrunoMars) March 12, 2013

I just found out I'm allergic to Golden Rod .....c'mon that has to be fake haha. It's sound like an adult movie, not a weed!

— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) March 11, 2013

Convo with my guitar player...Him: I'm not smoking dope right now.Me: Oh, you laying off for awhile. Him: No I mean like... RIGHT now.

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 15, 2013

Flucinating

— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) March 13, 2013

You haven't lived until you let your computer battery go down to 8%

— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) March 15, 2013

Had a dream i got 2 holes drilled either side of my neck for $2000 worth of spaghetti, but instantly regretted it. Thoughts on the meaning?

— Calvin Harris (@CalvinHarris) March 13, 2013

That's what she zedd.

— Zedd (@Zedd) March 15, 2013

I love my life, :) but I also have a quite irritating bum hole, so sick of LA undercrakers #angrybumhole

— Siva Kaneswaran (@SivaTheWanted) March 14, 2013

first thing I do when I walk in a hotel room is imagine the various ways we could bang in here

— KREWELLA (@Krewella) March 11, 2013

When i was little, I wore gym shorts under my pants at all times so in the case a basketball game presented itself...i was ready.

— Mike Posner (@MikePosner) March 12, 2013